Patricia [1] "Patti" Mayonnaise is a main character in the Nickelodeon/Disney animated series Doug. She is the only daughter of Chad and late Mrs. Mayonnaise.
The secret love interest (later girlfriend in the movie) of Doug Funnie and the nicest character in the series, Patti is a talented athlete who is also a top student in the 6th grade at Bluffington School (7th grade at Beebe Bluff Middle School in the Disney version).
Episodes appeared
Nickelodeon
- Doug Bags a Neematoad
- Doug Can't Dance / Doug Gets Busted
- Doug's Dog's Date / Doug's Big Nose
- Doug Takes a Hike / Doug Rocks
- Doug Can't Dig It / Doug Didn't Do It
- Doug, Mayor for a Day / Doug's No Dummy
- Doug's Cool Shoes / Doug to the Rescue
- Doug Gets His Ears Lowered / Doug on the Wild Side
- Doug's Big Catch / Doug Needs Money
- Doug's Runaway Journal / Doug's Doodle
- Doug's Cookin' / Doug Loses Dale
- Doug is Quailman / Doug Out in Left Field
- Doug's Fair Lady / Doug Says Goodbye
- Doug Takes the Case / Doug's Secret Song
- Doug's Got No Gift / Doug Vs. The Klotzoid Zombies
- Doug's Secret Admirer / Doug's On TV
- Doug's Dinner Date / Doug Meets Fentruck
- Doug's On Stage / Doug's Worst Nightmare
- Doug's Derby Dilemma / Doug On His Own
- Doug Battles The Rulemeister / Doug's a Genius
- Doug Saves Roger / Doug's Big News
- Doug's a Big Fat Liar / Doug Wears Tights
- Doug On The Trail / Doug Meets RoboBone
- Doug Pumps Up / Doug Goes Hollywood
- Doug's Hot Ticket / Doug's Dental Disaster
- Doug's Lost Weekend / Doug's Lucky Hat
- Doug's Fat Cat / Doug and Patti P.I.
- Doug is Slave for a Day / Doug Rocks The House
- Doug's Comic Collaboration / Doug's Pet Capades
- Doug's Career Anxiety / Doug's Big Brawl
- Doug's Huge Zit / Doug Flies a Kite
- Doug and the Weird Kids / Doug's Behind The Wheel
- Doug's New Teacher / Doug On First
- Doug's Cartoon / Doug's Monster Movie
- Doug's Hot Property / Doug & The Little Liar
- Doug Inc. / Doug's Nightmare on Jumbo St.
- Doug's Shock Therapy / Doug Is Hamburger Boy
- Doug and the Yard of Doom / Doug's Garage Band
- Doug's Great Beet War / Doug's Magic Act
- Doug's Math Problem / Doug's Big Feat
- Doug's Bum Rap / Doug & Patti Sittin' in a Tree
- Doug Door to Door / Doug Tips The Scale
- Doug's Halloween Adventure
- Doug En Vogue / Doug's Mail Order Mania
- Doug's Birthday Present / Doug's Fan Club
- Doug Runs / Doug Clobbers Patti
- Doug's Treasure Hunt / Doug's Brainy Buddy
- Doug Ripped Off! / Doug's Babysitter
- Doug's Christmas Story
- Doug's in the Money / Doug's Sister Act
- Doug Throws a Party / Doug Way Out West
- Doug Graduates / Doug's Bad Trip
Disney
- Doug's Last Birthday
- Doug's New School
- Doug Grows Up
- Doug's Hoop Nightmare
- Doug's Patti Beef
- Doug: A Limited Corporation
- Doug's in Debt!
- Doug's Bloody Buddy
- Doug's Big Comeback
- Doug Directs
- Doug's Brain Drain
- Doug's Movie Madness
- Doug: The Big Switch
- Doug Gets His Wish
- Doug's Secret Christmas
- Doug's Hot Dog
- Doug's Great Opportunity
- Doug Gets A Roomate
- Doug Gets Booked
- Doug's Minor Catastrophe
- Doug's Big Panic
- Doug's Hairy Situation
- Doug: Oh, Baby
- Doug's Disappearing Dog
- Doug's Mural Mania
- Doug On The Road
- Doug's Secret of Success
- Doug's Friend's Friend
- Doug's Chubby Buddy
- Doug: Quailman VI: The Dark Quail Saga
- Judy, Judy, Judy
- Doug's Dougapalooza
- Doug's Thanksgiving
- Doug Gets It All
- Doug's Midnight Kiss
- Doug's Older Woman
- Doug Gets Right Back On!
- Quailman VII: Quaildad
- Doug's in the Middle
- Doug: Night Of The Living Dougs
- Doug's Dream House
- Quailman Takes the Blame
- Doug and the Bluffington Five
- Quailman Vs. Supersport
- Doug's Concert Crisis
- Quailman Vs. the Annoying S.T.U.A.R.T.
- Quailman Vs. the Whackhammer
- Judy's Big Admission
- Quailman Vs. the Quizzler
- Doug's Sour Songbird
- Doug's Best Buddy
- Quailman and the Quintuple Quandary
- Quailman's Bad Hair Day
- Doug: Beebe Goes Broke
- Quailman and the L.U.B.
- Patti's Dad Dilemma
- Quailman: The Un-Quail Saga
- Doug Cuts School
- Quailman Vs. the Triad of Terror
- Doug Plays Cupid
- Doug: I, Rubbersuit
- Doug's Adventures On-Line
- Quailman Vs. the Little Rubber Army
- Doug's Grand Band Plan
- Doug's Marriage Madness
Appearance
Physical Appearance
In the original Nickelodeon series, Patti has tanner skin and curly blonde hair.
In the revived Disney series, Patti looks mostly the same, however she has slightly lighter skin and her old wavy blonde hair is now straight and is styled in a pixie cut.
Attire
In the Nickelodeon version (AKA the original version of Doug), She mostly wears a blue long-sleeved shirt with pink polka-dots and pink trim, a navy blue short skirt, white socks, one of which is slightly shorter than the other and pink and white sneakers.
In the Disney version of Doug (revival), Patti has earrings. She wears a lighter version of her blue and pink polka dot long-sleeved shirt with pink trim, navy blue jeans, and pink slip-on shoes.
Background
- Go to Patti's History to read more!
Patti is a native of Bluffington and lives with her wheelchair-bound father Chad. Patti's mother, Madeline, died in a car accident, which also left her father paralyzed, prior to the series. Not until the Disney run of the show does she get a new stepmom.
Despite these events, she continues to hold a positive attitude on life and does her best to enjoy life with her friends and family.
Personality
Patti is a very nice and friendly girl. In her first appearance and interaction with Doug, she’s shown to be forgiving to him when he attempts to apologize for squirting ketchup all over her (it landed in her burger). In fact, Patti is considered to be one of the nicest characters on the show.
However, she’s far from perfect, as she’s also impolite at times, particularly when she's hungry, and is prone to lose her cool if pushed too far. She also won't stop at bragging when it comes to finally winning a game.
Nevertheless, she’s generally a kind and supportive friend and is not afraid to step in if one of her friends is being bullied.
Hobbies
Not only is she an ace student, but Patti's also an accomplished athlete and good at anything to do with physical activity, in particular ballet, bowling, weightlifting, baseball, and basketball; and on top of that, she's a pro at the beet-centric sport Beetball. In fact, speaking of baseball, she’s the Pulverizers' best batter and pitcher!
She also has a very strong competitive trait, especially when it comes to sports.
Relationships with other characters
Patti always gets along with the other characters in the show, be it in school, or around Bluffington. (Exceptions exist.)
Friends
Doug Funnie
- See Patti and Doug's Relationship for more
- “...And Patti and I danced on the dock, under the moon, for quite some time. I wouldn't have minded if it had gone on forever.”
- ―Doug Funnie on his dancing with Patti, the final line of the series as a whole[src]
It’s obvious that the one relationship she is known for is with Doug Funnie. Throughout both runs of the series he has a secret crush on Patti, and many of his Smash Adams and Quailman daydreams involve her as the damsel in distress.
They’re best friends, and they usually get along well, but they have had conflicts before; however, they always sort it out by the end of the day. The two won't hesitate when it comes to working together; in "Doug and Patti P.I." and when the bumpers for the Bumper Sticker Race goes missing, Doug works together with Patti to unmask the perpetrator.
Interactions in the Nickelodeon show
When they first met, Patti was exceptionally nice and forgiving to Doug.
The first time her affections for Doug were explicitly shown was in season one's "Doug to the Rescue" after he psyched Roger for getting her detention.
In season three's "Doug's Magic Act", after getting handcuffed to one another, making her skip planned events, Patti tells Doug she isn't going to talk to him after they missed getting to the magic shop in time before it closed to get the handcuffs taken off. She also tells him he is very selfish.
However, Doug, feeling guilty, opens up to her and says that she is all he thinks about. He realizes his mistake and blames himself. Patti forgives him and tells him he is her favorite person to be around. They then hold hands.
In season four's "Doug & Patti Sittin' in a Tree," Patti asks Doug out to the movies and afterward, the two consider that it was a date, but try to laugh it off. They almost kissed, but Patti felt somewhat scared as if she seems to have feelings for Doug.
In season four's "Doug Throws a Party", when Doug refuses to take off Connie's hat because he doesn't want to embarrass her, Patti compliments him for his decision, saying that it was "the most grown-up thing anybody's done tonight", and that his decision was sweet of him, and she kisses Doug on the cheek.
Interactions in the Disney show
While the interaction in "Doug Throws a Party" was how far the relationship got in the Nickelodeon run of Doug, the Disney run of the show added Guy Graham, who had a crush on Patti since "Doug's Big Panic", as well. Throughout the Disney run, Doug and Guy become rivals for Patti's affection. In the last episode of the series, "Doug's Marriage Madness", Patti asks Doug out on a date-date.
Throughout Doug's 1st Movie, Doug continues to compete with Guy for Patti's affection; when Doug fails to show up at Swirly's to discuss the dance, and when he reveals that he had not caught the monster Herman Melville (despite having done so, to keep Herman's existence a secret), Patti becomes resentful of Doug in favor of Guy.
This rivalry comes to a head when Doug reveals to Patti that Guy fabricated an article where Mr. Bluff was revealed to have killed Herman Melville. Patti dumps Guy (literally by pushing him in the lake) and goes out with Doug - the date-date she had requested in "Doug's Marriage Madness". By the end of the movie, Patti is seen dancing with Doug. (Doug remarks that he and Patti danced "for quite a while".) This can lead to some to conclude that by the time the series ended, Doug and Patti were a couple.
Skeeter Valentine
Skeeter Valentine is Patti's other best friend. He has known Patti since she was younger, and was the one who introduced Patti to Doug. They get along well, and when Doug's not around, Patti hangs with Skeeter.
In fact, they have known each other for longer than Patti has known Doug!
Connie and Beebe
Connie Benge and Beebe Bluff are both considered to be Patti's closest friends. If she's not with Doug nor Skeeter, she can be seen with either or both.
Pets
Hamlet
Named after a stage play, Hamlet is Patti's hamster.
Enemies
Guy Graham
Throughout the Disney run of the show and ever since "Doug's Big Panic", Guy Graham has a more obvious crush on Patti that Doug does, which Patti vehemently denies, having known Doug for longer. Near the end of the series, he stops pursuing her, recognizing that she does have feelings for Doug.
However, they stay friends, and in the movie work together to organize the dance, until the whole Herman Melville debacle (which Guy brought on himself) and the revelation of Guy's pact with Bill Bluff in the latter's attempt to pollute Lucky Duck Lake ended this relationship, with Guy's winning streak (in advances towards Patti, anyway) being nullified.
Roger Klotz
While she is friends with (to a fault), and gets along with, him (sometimes), Patti sees Roger Klotz as an annoyance, this because she is the very reason Roger passes certain classes. One time, he annoys her and actually got Patti (and himself... and Doug and Skeeter) detention, having pushed her imminent rage to its limit.
Quotes
- "We're having your favorite. Liver and onions!" - "Doug's Dinner Date"
- "Wonderful!"
- "The Second Article of the Constitution states the courts shall have the power to punish anyone who covers the science lab in molten lava." - "Doug Gets Busted"
- "Don't say that, Doug."
Trivia
- Changes made during the Disney run of the show:
- Her skin is slightly lighter.
- Her hair is trimmed shorter, revealing she wears earrings - this change was met with criticism from fans.
- Her blue long-sleeved purple polka-dotted shirt is now a lighter blue than it was previously.
- She doesn't wear a dark skirt anymore; she opts to wear blue pants.
- She now wears pink loafers.
- Her competitive side can be likened to those of Lynn Loud from fellow Nicktoon The Loud House. Both are proficient at a lot of sports, but Patti's not as competitive as Lynn, of course. Maybe?
- For all her talents, she can’t cook, nor sing...
- She appears in "Doug's Big Game" as an unplayable character that Doug has to find.
- She has a guinea pig named Hamlet.
- Patti has a croaky Southern drawl because Constance Shulman, her voice actress, is a Tennessee native.
- She is one of many Doug characters who don’t go by their full name, her full name being Patricia. The others are.
- Doug (Douglas)
- Judy (Judith)
- Phil (Phillip)
- Skeeter (Mosquito)
- Ned (Nedward)
- Al and Moo (Albert and Mustafa)
- Connie (Constance)
- Chad (Charles)
- Bob (Robert)
- Willie (William)
- Ted (Theodore)
- Larry (Lawrence)
- Betty (Elizabeth)
- Bill (William)
- Al (Alfred)
- Joe (Joseph)
- Sky (Chuck)
- Betty Ann (Elizabeth Ann)
- Percy (Perceval)
- Bobby (Robert)
- Joe (Joseph)
- Tippi (Tippingdale)
- Dirtbike (Cleopatra)
- Jimmy (James)
- Patti's mother died a long time ago, making Doug one of the four Nicktoons where a major character's mother has been explicitly confirmed to have passed away.
- The other three are Otto and Reggie from Rocket Power, Katara and Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender and Chuckie from Rugrats.
- Patti's favorite color is blue, because of her shirt's color.
- Patti wears a swimsuit which has the same color of blue and pink polka-dots as her shirt.
- Patti used to have a darker complexion, but this was later changed to a more lighter complexion in the Disney version of the show.
- The baseball team Patti's Pulverizers (shown in "Doug Out in Left Field" and "Doug on First") is named after her.
Gallery
Before & After
Doug & Patti
Patti & Friends
Doug Bags a Neematoad
References
- ↑ Bud Dink in "Doug and Patti P.I." amongst other episodes.
Main Characters: Doug Funnie • Porkchop • Skeeter Valentine • Patti Mayonnaise • Roger Klotz
Funnie family: Phil Funnie • Theda Funnie • Judy Funnie • Cleopatra Funnie (Disney)
Bluffington School: Al and Moo Sleech • Beebe Bluff • Bobby Bodingo • Boomer Bledsoe • Chalky Studebaker • Connie Benge • Elmo • Larry • Nancy Panko • Ned Cauphee • Squeaky • Vanessa Van Holton • Willie White
Bluffington School faculty: Cecelia Newberry • Coach Spitz • Flo • Lamar Bone • Mr. Shellacky • Mrs. Wingo
Around Bluffington: Bud Dink • Tippi Dink • Bill Bluff • Betty Bluff • Robert "Bob" White •