Hamlet is Patti Mayonnaise's pet guinea pig as seen in Doug's Lucky Hat. She wanted to do a report on how guinea pigs help the ozone layer. He got loose and Doug, Skeeter, and Patti attempt to search for him. It turns out he managed to escape to the cafeteria where he walked all over the 3 Bean Salad.

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