Doug Wiki

Patti: You mean Doug's a big fat liar?! There's no cousin Melvin?! No cousin Melvin?! No cousin Melvin?!

Announcer: The Sub-Committee To Uncover Big Fat Liars is now in session.

Mr. Bone: Mr. Funnie, true or false. You claimed that you have cousin Melvin, and then you forged your sister to play the part!

Doug: Uh, that's not exactly true.

Mr. Bone: He's lying again!

Doug: No! I'm not!

Mr. Bone: Don't give me that, Funnie! You've got "liar" written all over your face!

Patti: Melvin! You're Judy!