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Kyle: "There's a bomb in the lasagna"?

Doug: A bomb in the lasagna?! Great Scott!!

Judy: Yancy!!

Phil: Son!!

Theda: What the--!!

Doug: They got me, Kyle. They got me. I'm a goner. You'll never get away with it, Judy. You can kill me, but there'll be others.

Doug: (voiceover) I suddenly got the feeling that I've gone too far.

Kyle: Did I do something wrong?

Theda: No, Kyle, not at all. I'm afraid it's been a very weird day.