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Doug: (angrily) You thought Bug Ranch was bad?! At least Bug Ranch have T-shirts! This place is Lame-O-Central!

Judy: (sternly) Can it, Douggie! If you weren't such a yokel, maybe you can get something from this!

Judy: (dumb) I hope you're happy.

Doug: (enraged) Me happy?! Y-y-you're the one who have been lying around in the middle of nowhere for half a day!

Phil: Please! Will everyone just be quiet?!

Theda: Phil, maybe we should pull over.

Phil: We have to make time! We're going to see that gorge!