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"Patti You're the Mayonnaise For Me" is a song written and preformed by Doug Funnie in Doug's Secret Song.

Lyrics

Patti you're the pickle on my coleslaw.
Patti you're the sugar in my tea.
Patti you're the relish on my hotdog.
And Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me.
Woah-woah-woah.

These are the lyrics he sings when recording at Video Goofball when he had the hiccups and forgot the lyrics.

Patti you're the ketchup on my HIC fries.
Patti you're the ice in my HIC tea.
Patti you're the mustard on my HICwich.
Patti you're the mayonnaise for me...woah-OH!
Patti you're the HIC in my coleslaw.
Patti you're the sugar in my tea. HIC

Trivia

Video

Dougs Song to Patty

Dougs Song to Patty

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